Clown Chakras

Every day should have some laughter in it, so If you feel like you could use a little laugh today, you might get a chuckle out of  the following article I found on the Internet. 

Clown Chakras

The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one main causal heading: Seriousity. It is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Top scientists from the National Clown Research Institute have now discovered a new source of healing, a psychic energy point located between the heart Chakra and the throat Chakra. This remarkable point is called the Clown Chakra.

If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously, their Clown Chakrais closed.  When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face.

Scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying, “I Lack Love,” or ILL for short.  These scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease or dis- eased. When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons.  These red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.  Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called “endorphins”, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation “ends”. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no longer “orphans”. This is the well-known end-orphan(”endorphin”) effect.

So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Chakra Scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy.

Seriousity causes reincarnation…

Keep your Clown Chakra open, and remember to laugh.  If this doesn’t lighten your mood try doubling your dose of happy pills.

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